Give you a nice quiet horrorshow ...

Pavarotti is up in heaven and decides to go for a meal.
In the line to get into the restaurant he notices Princess Diana in front of him.
He looks at her and says "That's one big halo you've got there."
Diana replys "That's not a halo, it's a fucking steering wheel."

Okay, not that sick, but I laughed. Fucking funny.

July 1st I think it is that England has to conform to the smoking ban - about time too! Scotland and Ireland have been guinea pigs for most things really; Ireland always getting it first then Scotland... kinda sick of it. Poll tax is a small example of this.

Scotland and Ireland have had to put up with the smoking ban for months and yes it is a good thing but come on; test it on yourselves and leave us alone for a little while.

I hate the government *thumbs up* haha

I'm done.

Yes, saga, my life is exceedingly fun and saga-like. My last blog called "imustbeemo" annoyed me. It was called that because the Emo Song was stuck in my head at that moment in time...not because I'm emo, as I am not.
Oh yes, my blog is exciting isn't it? Anyway, I shall have some good old rants in here at some point, so keep reading (when one can be arsed writing anything that is).

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