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<rdf:RDF xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><default:channel xmlns="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" rdf:about="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/"><title>Give you a nice quiet horrorshow ...</title><link>http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/</link><description>...Fifteen minutes admiring Bog And His Holy Angels and Saints</description><dc:language xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">en-UK</dc:language><admin:generatorAgent xmlns:admin="http://webns.net/mvcb/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" rdf:resource="http://www.blog.co.uk"/><sy:updatePeriod xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">hourly</sy:updatePeriod><sy:updateFrequency xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">8</sy:updateFrequency><sy:updateBase xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/">2000-01-01T12:00+00:00</sy:updateBase><image><title>Give you a nice quiet horrorshow ...</title><link>http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/</link><url>http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/9c/37819b569c26d71fccdec2ea86e33a_160x200.jpg</url></image><items><rdf:Seq><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/10/07/sick_joke~3099716/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/smoking_ban~2357154/"/><rdf:li rdf:resource="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/03/26/and_the_saga_continues~1981410/"/></rdf:Seq></items></default:channel><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/10/07/sick_joke~3099716/"><default:title>Sick joke.</default:title><default:link>http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/10/07/sick_joke~3099716/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2007-10-07T20:31:27+02:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;Pavarotti is up in heaven and decides to go for a meal.&lt;br&gt;
In the line to get into the restaurant he notices Princess Diana in front of him.&lt;br&gt;
He looks at her and says "That's one big halo you've got there."&lt;br&gt;
Diana replys "That's not a halo, it's a fucking steering wheel."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Okay, not &lt;em&gt;that&lt;/em&gt; sick, but I laughed. Fucking funny.
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/10/07/sick_joke~3099716/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Pavarotti is up in heaven and decides to go for a meal.<br>
In the line to get into the restaurant he notices Princess Diana in front of him.<br>
He looks at her and says "That's one big halo you've got there."<br>
Diana replys "That's not a halo, it's a fucking steering wheel."</p>
	<p>Okay, not <em>that</em> sick, but I laughed. Fucking funny.
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	&lt;p&gt;Scotland and Ireland have had to put up with the smoking ban for months and yes it is a good thing but come on; test it on yourselves and leave us alone for a little while. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I hate the government *thumbs up* haha&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I'm done.
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/05/29/smoking_ban~2357154/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>July 1st I think it is that England has to conform to the smoking ban - about time too! Scotland and Ireland have been guinea pigs for most things really; Ireland always getting it first then Scotland... kinda sick of it. Poll tax is a small example of this.</p>
	<p>Scotland and Ireland have had to put up with the smoking ban for months and yes it is a good thing but come on; test it on yourselves and leave us alone for a little while. </p>
	<p>I hate the government *thumbs up* haha</p>
	<p>I'm done.
</p>
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         Oh yes, my blog &lt;em&gt;is&lt;/em&gt; exciting isn't it? Anyway, I shall have some good old rants in here at some point, so keep reading (when one can be arsed writing anything that is).&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Tar tar Children. &lt;img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=&gt;" class="middle" border="0"&gt; &lt; ?
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://horror-show.blog.co.uk/2007/03/26/and_the_saga_continues~1981410/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>Yes, saga, my life <em>is</em> exceedingly fun and saga-like. My last blog called "imustbeemo" annoyed me. It was called that because the Emo Song was stuck in my head at that moment in time...not because I'm emo, as I am not.<br>
         Oh yes, my blog <em>is</em> exciting isn't it? Anyway, I shall have some good old rants in here at some point, so keep reading (when one can be arsed writing anything that is).</p>
	<p>Tar tar Children. <img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> < ?
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